Much like the non-BBC Sherlock Homes cakes, Once Upon A Time fans literally want to eat their words. Or eat Henry’s words. Wait, who actually wrote the book of fairytales he carries around? Maybe they’re eating Regina’s words or Rumple’s words. The only thing you can be sure about is […]
Tag: Fantasy
Disney Week: Jiminy Cricket’s Chocolate Chirp Cookies
Listen, Geppetto, it wasn’t personal. Since the Evil Queen burned down the forest, people are starving. We had to get…creative. We ran out of bread flour two weeks ago. Ariel won’t let us eat any seafood because she knows every damn clam by name. Snow said if we sneak any […]
Disney Week: Elsa’s Frozen Lemon Ginger Braid
If you’ve been resisting the temptation of delicious carbs for so long you feel like your heart is about to burst, just let it go and give in to the temptation of this double ginger challah shaped like Elsa’s braid in Frozen. Disney Week: Elsa’s Frozen Lemon Ginger Braid Dough: […]
Princess Bride Week: Iocaine Powder French Toast with Six Fingered Sausage
It doesn’t take a dizzying intellect to know a good breakfast when you see it. A traditional dish from the Guilder Frontier; these toasts are stuffed with an amazing blend of cream cheese, cinnamon, and Cointreau liqueur. Each slice is large enough to feed the brute squad but delicate enough […]
Princess Bride Week – Roasted R.O.U.S. Ribs
Fighting your way through a Fire Swamp is hungry work. If you didn’t pack enough rations to get you all the way to Florin, then follow in the steps of the Dread Pirate Roberts (versions III – IV, plus IX and IVX) and roast up some R.O.U.S. ribs. The fire […]
Princess Bride Week: Miracle Max’s Inconceivably Good Chocolate Coated Pills
If you need to rescue your true love but that pesky “being nearly dead” is getting in the way, take a couple of these and before you know it, you’ll be ready to storm the castle. Or at least watch and quip while your friends do the storming. Miracle Max’s […]