Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
Tag: Geek
Red Velvet Cinnamon Roll Guts
Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
Deadpool Mask Cookies
I’m not saying these cookies were commissioned by Wolverine, but whoever makes them will happen to have an excuse to slice Deadpool’s face into ribbons over and over again without him once snarking about your cutting technique. Much like the Merc with a Mouth himself, these cookies are a pain […]
Magneto’s Purple Mutant Overlord Pie
This holiday season, honor of Marvel Comic’s Master of Magnetism with an edible homage to his Purple Majesty’s battle-wear chain mail studded with edible silver rivets!
Winchester Brothers Pie Shop: Men of Leftovers
This recipe is as forgiving as Castiel discovering the Winchesters just ended the damn world again. Want to use up more chicken? Go for it. Don’t have any leftover potatoes? Microwave one until it’s cooked through and toss it in there. Hate onion jam? Well, I can’t help you blasphemers, but you can always leave it out. You’re wrong, but I’m not Santa Claus or Chuck, so your sins are irrelevant to me.
Pi Week: Bobby Singer’s Hot Toddy Pie
Listen up, idjits! Hunters don’t live a long life, so if I’m gonna waste a few of my precious hours mine making a pie, it damn well better be one I can set on fire. One of you boys make me a Hot Toddy while I show you how this is done.