Like Kirk, I was accepted into an elite cadre without any paperwork, background checks, or medical evaluations. Unlike Kirk, my minions don’t work in a heavily armed Apple store. It’s too hard to get the stains out.
Tag: Geek
Star Trek Week: Pain d’Enterprise
Today, we’re boldly going to a world where boring old pain d’epi bread is transformed into a tableside declaration of your loyalty to Starfleet. A lot of people shy away from pain d’epi because the loaf goes stale faster than an internet meme. A day after you bake it, the […]
Thyme Lord
I know it’s Star Trek week here at Kitchen Overlord, but like any good fan, I’m willing to tuck a little T.A.R.D.I.S. peanut butter into my Enterprise chocolate for the sake of sharing this little YouTube gem I found on Geeks Are Sexy. Sneaky Zebra‘s well made fan film comes […]
Edible Art: Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains
Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes of a human heart. Pour […]
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re irrationally big fans of red velvet and Iron Man. Naturally, we had to combine the two. Unlike the intimidatingly complicated Iron Man Sweet Rolls (which, no joke, take about five hours to make) these so easy Thor could make them […]
Tony Stark’s Power Breakfast
Tony Stark’s Power Breakfast 4 large tomatoes 4 eggs 4 tsp olive oil 8 fresh basil leaves (or 4 tsp Italian seasoning) 8 tbsp mozzarella cheese Kosher salt and fresh ground pepper 8 tbsp fresh salsa Core the tomatoes like you’re ripping the core from an arc reactor. Cut away […]