Zombie Chow Disguise

I locked myself inside the mess hall. Those idiots outside seem to think they’re living in a Telenovela instead of the damn zombie apocalypse. I’ve got to do something to get out of here before the creepy kid in a cowboy hat decides to cut off my fingers and stuff them up my nostrils to stop me from snoring. The

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Zombie Pikachu Will Eat Your Soul

Some nights, unspeakable things happen in the Kitchen Overlord lair. Most food blogs go out of their way to make it look like they casually whipped up utter perfection without breaking a sweat. It’s intimidating, and anyone out there who has ever tried to recreate a Pintrest recipe knows it’s a vicious lie. I, on the other hand, am not

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Dominate Your Walking Dead Viewing Party With Citrus Ginger Roasted Beets

Just looking at that makes my mouth water. I’m overcome by the gloriously red flesh, the hints of muscular texture, and the overwhelming feeling that my neighbors might taste better with a nice citrus-ginger glaze. Wait. No. I mustn’t think that way. These feelings aren’t real. I’m a person, not a monster. I can’t be craving human flesh. Oh, wait.

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