Today, we’re boldly going to a world where boring old pain d’epi bread is transformed into a tableside declaration of your loyalty to Starfleet. A lot of people shy away from pain d’epi because the loaf goes stale faster than an internet meme. A day after you bake it, the […]
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Edible Art: Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains
Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes of a human heart. Pour […]
Iron Man Arc Reactor Sweet Rolls
Avengers! You have one heck of a task ahead of you if you really want to assemble these heroically tasty rolls. You’re essentially making two different flavors of cinnamon(esque) rolls plus two different icings, then topping them off with a tasty slice of fried banana. Since they’re honestly a bit […]
Edible Art: R’leh Easy Cthulhu Pot Pies
If hunger comes to you at night like the whisperer in darkness, don’t eat those elder things in the fridge. Instead, stuff these adorable little icons of the elder gods into the unquenchable pit of your belly along with a mountain of madness inducing mashed potatoes. Recipe: 2 tubes refrigerated […]
11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Shakespearean Shooter Sandwich
Shakespearean Shooter Sandwich That beard. That swagger. Oh, Shakespeare. You’ve never been so sexy. If you slipped into the Tardis for Martha’s first journey back in time, you could not only enjoy the only production of Shakespeare’s “Love’s Labour’s Won,” but also a hearty slice of what would later be […]
Edible Art: Cylon Raider Crescents
By your command, this week we bring you a simple breakfast recipe that’s equally good for soaking up whiskey at a 4 a.m. poker match or keeping your stomach calm after a cocktail of vision inducing herbs and cancer drugs. You can find edible silver spray paint at craft stores […]
