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Lasso. Tiara. Star spangled granny panties. As a little girl, I dreamed of growing up to become a kick ass, gravity defying, Amazonian dispenser of justice. In honor of the original four color warrior princess, I humbly present this improbable loaf of sweet carby wonder. Ingredients: 6-7 cups flour 1 […]
BoingBoing bestowed their link love upon us at Kitchen Overlord, and lo, it was good. Apparently, Xeni Jardin has a weak spot (possibly beneath her rib cage) for Alien Xenomorph eggs. Meanwhile, I have a mostly innocent internet crush on commenter Steve Hoefer, who, upon seeing my sandworm recipe, wrote, […]
My Horta Meatloaf left me with a pretty dramatic amount of delicious grease pooled in the bottom of the pan. If your meatloaves don’t weep beautiful greasy juices, your meat is too lean. Next time start with hamburger labeled 85% lean. Your tastebuds will thank me. As I let some […]
Here At Aperture Labs, we understand some of you do not believe in making a delicious summer beverage when life gives you lemons. Some of you have even gone so far as to threaten violence when confronted with innocent citrus fruit. We want to give you a demonstration of what […]
In honor of our fine mayor’s special sense of humor, you’ve been asked to make an atmospheric bread to share during our next Entertainment. Stop crying. You can do this. Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf 4 ½ – 5 cups flour 1 tbsp yeast ½ cup sugar ½ cup warm water […]
After a breakfast of bachelor chow and a six pack of Slurm for lunch, the best thing you can have for dinner is a huge plate of Popplers. Since the Omicronians no longer let us eat their delicious children, not even when deep fried and dipped in honey mustard sauce, […]