According to Neatorama, heroes aren’t born. They’re carved. Deviant Artist Ryu-Ando says this wasn’t planned, but rather the result of a happy knife wielding accident. If he only had some citrus in his fridge, Iron Mango could fight The Mandarin.
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CONTEST: Much Ado About Loot Crate
Snarky recipes are nice, but man, making Superman Bread or edible Alien Xenomorph Eggs takes work. Sometimes, you just want to be rewarded for thinking pretty thoughts. No problem. I have some prizes here in need of a home. You have brains, delicious brains. Now put down the knife. I […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 23: Watermelon Bread
I realize this is a geek cooking blog. If I was living up to my responsibilities, I’d slap a My Little Pony theme onto this, or somehow morph it into an Adventure Time loaf. Today, my loyal internet minions, I fail you. Sometimes, when I see something adorable, my ovaries […]
Zombie Pikachu Will Eat Your Soul
Some nights, unspeakable things happen in the Kitchen Overlord lair. Most food blogs go out of their way to make it look like they casually whipped up utter perfection without breaking a sweat. It’s intimidating, and anyone out there who has ever tried to recreate a Pintrest recipe knows it’s […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 22: Wonder Woman
Lasso. Tiara. Star spangled granny panties. As a little girl, I dreamed of growing up to become a kick ass, gravity defying, Amazonian dispenser of justice. In honor of the original four color warrior princess, I humbly present this improbable loaf of sweet carby wonder. Ingredients: 6-7 cups flour 1 […]
To boldly drink
Staring into the temptation of Star Trek wines led me through a wormhole that emptied in a place far stranger than the Gamma Quadrant. There’s a very special corner of the internet reserved entirely for alcoholic Trekkers. I want to go to their parties. If you’re going to invest in […]