The good folks at Mantry sent me a manly crate full of manly foods guaranteed to put hair on your chest. Since I don’t have a fine, strokeable beard, I recruited two gentlemen from FanboyTV to witness and comment as I opened the box. Within, we found: $15 Pok Pok […]
Tag: Subscription Box
What’s in the Box: Peckish May Review
I’m not sure it’s possible to fully express my disdain for the Peckish Food Subscription Box. The website makes it sound pretty good. For $15+shipping, you get three generously sized bags of organic snacks. You’re allowed to pick among themes including “Energy Booster,” “Protein,” and my sad failure, “Sweet Tooth.” […]
What’s in the Box: LootCrate May Review
Hello, Minions. Apparently, you don’t find the nightly Thunderdome battles or Vogon poetry recitals as entertaining as I do. As a busy overlord who can’t be bothered to think too heavily about your needs, I let Loot Crate send me a random selection of things they assure me you’ll like. […]
What’s in the Box: May Love With Food Review
Hello, Minions. I must’ve been duct taped to an examining table and drugged when I picked out this box. Love with Food? LOVE? Why are there no boxes called “Hate with Food” or at least, “Generalized misanthropy and disgust with Food?” I suspect Paul, our resident water hoarder, managed to […]
What’s in the Box: Gourmet Spotting Review
Really, Gourmet Spotting? This is what you considered worth my $37? Their website proudly promises 4-6 full sized gourmet products. I hadn’t expected one of those full sized products to be a squeezy lemon. Seriously? In addition to being one of the cheapest items in any grocery store, these abominations […]
What’s in the Box: The Goodies Company May Review
Hello, minions. Since the fighting in Thunderdome #7 left nine of you maimed, I decided to pick up another food sample box. This one came from The Goodies Company. I wondered what kind of alchemy let them ship such a heavy box for only $7. Then I found out they’re […]