Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
Edible Art: Alien Eggs
In space, no one can hear you squee. These eggs are as deceptive as an adorable newly spawned facehugger yet far easier to stomach. In case of emergency, make a batch to serve unexpected Vegans, Predators, or Aliens.
Tell Xeni Jardin she has good taste in weird bread
BoingBoing bestowed their link love upon us at Kitchen Overlord, and lo, it was good. Apparently, Xeni Jardin has a weak spot (possibly beneath her rib cage) for Alien Xenomorph eggs. Meanwhile, I have a mostly innocent internet crush on commenter Steve Hoefer, who, upon seeing my sandworm recipe, wrote, […]
Geektastic Easter Ideas
Nothing teaches your kids about the sanctity of life like these home made Xenomorph eggs. Hey, curmudgeons! If kids stray into your yard while searching for Easter Eggs, this year you can always dress in a green track suit, sit on your front porch with a basket of these Angry […]