Really, Gourmet Spotting? This is what you considered worth my $37? Their website proudly promises 4-6 full sized gourmet products. I hadn’t expected one of those full sized products to be a squeezy lemon. Seriously? In addition to being one of the cheapest items in any grocery store, these abominations […]
Month: May 2013
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 17: Vegan Popplers
After a breakfast of bachelor chow and a six pack of Slurm for lunch, the best thing you can have for dinner is a huge plate of Popplers. Since the Omicronians no longer let us eat their delicious children, not even when deep fried and dipped in honey mustard sauce, […]
What’s in the Box: The Goodies Company May Review
Hello, minions. Since the fighting in Thunderdome #7 left nine of you maimed, I decided to pick up another food sample box. This one came from The Goodies Company. I wondered what kind of alchemy let them ship such a heavy box for only $7. Then I found out they’re […]
What’s in the Box: KlutchClub Review
After three deaths and nine maimings at Thunderdome #7, I decided to order my minions a somewhat more “nutritious” subscription box. When I first received this month’s package from KlutchClub, I thought The Pharaoh sent me a purse as a surprise present. Instead, I found a bakers dozen of healthy […]
Always Bring a Banana to a (Whovain) Party
Behold Matt Smith! I can’t tell you how jealous I am that I didn’t think of this first. However, I did think of this: The real point here is good Whovians understand that while you should always bring a banana to a party, adding a little Nutella is like inviting […]
Edible Art: World War Z…ombie tenderloins
Turkey tenderloins are almost the same size and shape as a human calf muscle. Keep yourself busy on slow nights between battles by using these to prank your fellow survivors into thinking you’ve joined the ranks of the undead. World War Z…ombie Tenderloins 4 turkey tenderloins 1⁄4 cup chili powder […]