Life is short when chasing rogue Replicants. Don’t be afraid to use your microwave to speed up cooking. These super fast street noodles may be designed to be made fast and eaten faster, but they’re still better than anything you can get in the Offworld Colonies. Rick’s Replicant Chow Street […]
Science Fiction
What’s in the Box: LootCrate May Review
Hello, Minions. Apparently, you don’t find the nightly Thunderdome battles or Vogon poetry recitals as entertaining as I do. As a busy overlord who can’t be bothered to think too heavily about your needs, I let Loot Crate send me a random selection of things they assure me you’ll like. […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 20: Aperture Laboratories Bleeding Summer Strawberry Lemon Bread
Here At Aperture Labs, we understand some of you do not believe in making a delicious summer beverage when life gives you lemons. Some of you have even gone so far as to threaten violence when confronted with innocent citrus fruit. We want to give you a demonstration of what […]
New Star Trek Wine Needs to be Assimilated into my Kitchen
Clearly, I need to invest in a label printer, because I am a sucker for any geek themed booze. In the purity of my imagination, it would be faster, cheaper, and somehow even geekier if I relabeled the leftover pumpkin pie ale in my fridge “Fremen Spice Beer” and slapped […]
Edible Art: Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi
You need something as strong as a Polymorph and as sweet as Kristine Kochanski to wash down your all your vindaloo and triple fried egg chili chutney sandwiches. Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi 1 cup plain yogurt 1/2 cup full fat milk 1 mango, skinned and chopped 4 tsp sugar 1 […]
Bitchin Bread Battle Day 18: Woodbury Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf
In honor of our fine mayor’s special sense of humor, you’ve been asked to make an atmospheric bread to share during our next Entertainment. Stop crying. You can do this. Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf 4 ½ – 5 cups flour 1 tbsp yeast ½ cup sugar ½ cup warm water […]
