Today, we’re boldly going to a world where boring old pain d’epi bread is transformed into a tableside declaration of your loyalty to Starfleet. A lot of people shy away from pain d’epi because the loaf goes stale faster than an internet meme. A day after you bake it, the […]
Tag: Star Trek
Sending me Vulcan Ale is only logical
Yes, I am easily swayed by the allure of labels. I also bought the Game of Thrones beer (which was surprisingly good) and the Princess Bride wine (which was not as I wished). The second I saw Vulcan Ale, I coveted it. This happens so rarely, but for a change, […]
Edible Art: Roasted Tribbles
An angry group of Klingons is about to beam over to your ship. The good news is all Starfleet transporters come equipped with tribbles waiting to be rematerialzed for your protection. The bad news is once the Klingons flee their fuzzy adorableness, your ship is still full of tribbles. Starfleet […]
PhenomeNOMS: Wil Wheaton
PhenomeNOMS: Wil Wheaton By Erin Parr Welcome to the eighth edition of PhenomeNOMS, a look at famous geeks and the food that has either inspired them, or is inspired by them. This week features one of the internet’s favorite child actors turned internet blogger, Wil Wheaton. Wheaton’s most famous television […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 14: Nutella or Cinnamon Roll Hearts
Today is Valentine’s Day, so by law, I am required to make a “romantic” post or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Therefore, you’re getting some pretty easy Nutella or cinnamon stuffed heart shaped rolls. Since I’m single, and will therefore […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 6: Make it Dough
Prepare to boldly go where no French bread has gone before. Tonight, I decided to take what is commonly described as a “foolproof” recipe and see if I could screw it up using the transporter, a bit of Wil Riker’s DNA, and some random food coloring. The end result isn’t […]