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Lydia McNabb, you have an open invitation to visit my lair. I can’t promise I’ll let you go, though, because seriously, have you people seen her Ewok sushi? They’re the perfect combination of rice, nori, salmon, and a willingness to cannibalize sentient beings. I’m in love. My favorite of her […]
As you well know, I’m not above soliciting bribes. It never works, but that doesn’t stop me from trying. Behold the majesty of Marshall Jamshidi’s Periodic Tableware. My heart would’ve skipped a beat if I hadn’t replaced it with a 3D printed frictionless prosthetic years ago. He has an entire […]
I locked myself inside the mess hall. Those idiots outside seem to think they’re living in a Telenovela instead of the damn zombie apocalypse. I’ve got to do something to get out of here before the creepy kid in a cowboy hat decides to cut off my fingers and stuff […]
Some nights, unspeakable things happen in the Kitchen Overlord lair. Most food blogs go out of their way to make it look like they casually whipped up utter perfection without breaking a sweat. It’s intimidating, and anyone out there who has ever tried to recreate a Pintrest recipe knows it’s […]
Lasso. Tiara. Star spangled granny panties. As a little girl, I dreamed of growing up to become a kick ass, gravity defying, Amazonian dispenser of justice. In honor of the original four color warrior princess, I humbly present this improbable loaf of sweet carby wonder. Ingredients: 6-7 cups flour 1 […]
Staring into the temptation of Star Trek wines led me through a wormhole that emptied in a place far stranger than the Gamma Quadrant. There’s a very special corner of the internet reserved entirely for alcoholic Trekkers. I want to go to their parties. If you’re going to invest in […]