BoingBoing bestowed their link love upon us at Kitchen Overlord, and lo, it was good. Apparently, Xeni Jardin has a weak spot (possibly beneath her rib cage) for Alien Xenomorph eggs. Meanwhile, I have a mostly innocent internet crush on commenter Steve Hoefer, who, upon seeing my sandworm recipe, wrote, […]
Month: June 2013
What’s in the Box: Peckish May Review
I’m not sure it’s possible to fully express my disdain for the Peckish Food Subscription Box. The website makes it sound pretty good. For $15+shipping, you get three generously sized bags of organic snacks. You’re allowed to pick among themes including “Energy Booster,” “Protein,” and my sad failure, “Sweet Tooth.” […]
Edible Art: Rick’s Replicant Chow Street Noodles
Life is short when chasing rogue Replicants. Don’t be afraid to use your microwave to speed up cooking. These super fast street noodles may be designed to be made fast and eaten faster, but they’re still better than anything you can get in the Offworld Colonies. Rick’s Replicant Chow Street […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 21: Roasted Garlic Bread in Meatloaf Grease
My Horta Meatloaf left me with a pretty dramatic amount of delicious grease pooled in the bottom of the pan. If your meatloaves don’t weep beautiful greasy juices, your meat is too lean. Next time start with hamburger labeled 85% lean. Your tastebuds will thank me. As I let some […]
What’s in the Box: LootCrate May Review
Hello, Minions. Apparently, you don’t find the nightly Thunderdome battles or Vogon poetry recitals as entertaining as I do. As a busy overlord who can’t be bothered to think too heavily about your needs, I let Loot Crate send me a random selection of things they assure me you’ll like. […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 20: Aperture Laboratories Bleeding Summer Strawberry Lemon Bread
Here At Aperture Labs, we understand some of you do not believe in making a delicious summer beverage when life gives you lemons. Some of you have even gone so far as to threaten violence when confronted with innocent citrus fruit. We want to give you a demonstration of what […]
